Tech And Animal Humorist Mugs

Endangered Species

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Driverless cars rage.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Hats and Food

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Scuba cow"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

No jay walking.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."