Teasing Buddy Prints

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

"Very funny."

'It was a gift.'

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Hit Me

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Banana striptease...

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'Did you spill my pint?'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'