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"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Sports Medicine

Two Labourers.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'Be careful- She hits you high, and the cat hits you low.'

'If anyone finds the Buck, could you please grab it and sit on it?'

'On this play, Mathers runs a square-in route from the left side and Simpson runs a square-in route from the right...'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

"Any questions?"

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Welcome to the Team

Go team!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."