Teamwork Humor Fan Pillows

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Were a lot smarter - You could never get eight cats to pull a sled in the snow.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Any questions?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

The Rubber Ball Company

Organization is not rocket science!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."