Teamwork Humor Fan Mugs

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'Were a lot smarter - You could never get eight cats to pull a sled in the snow.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Any questions?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Organization is not rocket science!

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."