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'He's not what you'd call a team player.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Others will fight for you

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Go team!

"Any questions?"

Welcome to the Team

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!