Teamwork Troubleshooter T-Shirts

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

"Open plan office are the future, they're more flexible, efficient...sharing a workspace and being able to see your colleagues at work can really improve performance!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Flamingos getting tangled together.

Building Site Problems.

'I knew this office has a problem, I just didn't realize that I am the problem.'

Man destroying colleagues ideas.

Parliament Urgently Needs: Swan, Crayfish, Pike.

"Maybe if we both pull."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'