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"I don't think this collaboration thing is working."

'I know it's more productive when we hunt in a pack, but frankly, I can't stand Bob and Tim...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Staff support"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Welcome to the Team

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

Torn-Off Mouse.

Win - win

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'