Team Moralist Mugs

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Religious toilets.

"Turns out the love of money wasn't the root of all evil."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

'It's a great invention, but what if it falls into the wrong hands?'

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

'It doesn't matter whether they're victimless or not!'

Halo Theft

'And now for BEST MOVIE ERODING AMERICA'S MORAL VALUES...'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

"With our new company motto, we are covered legally in the event of a lawsuit."

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'Just don't fire Chapman there. He's good for my moral.'

'This is the part of sin I hate.'

Good Intentions.

"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

Euthanasia - UK patients go to Switzerland

'Tell you what - We'll give you moral support, okay?'