Moral Supporter Mugs

'Tell you what - We'll give you moral support, okay?'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Myanmar coup

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Football addict

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Religious toilets.

Rishi Sunak

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Charities Fueling Cities

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"I don't care what your teachers taught you about moral relativism. In my world there's naughty and there's nice."

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

A weapons trade has tanks going into Syria and refugees coming out.

"I love the people of Hong Kong. . . They feel so cushy when I walk on them!"