Team Morale Booster Gifts

"We're still having problems with recruitment, but Martin's making some progress with staff retention."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'I'm just saying - it doesn't help morale.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Office Dunce.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"And this is where we all gave up."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

American Football.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Official Team Cap With Beard

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Office Politics

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.