Team Dynamics Lover Pillows

"You're familiar with Belbin's theory on team roles, the shapers, the finishers."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Others will fight for you

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The unlucky lemming"

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

D.I.Y with dad.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'Yes, I work well with others - just not with these others.'

'Are we us or them?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."