Team Choosers Gifts

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Currently Boston

Mohamed Salah