Team Bonding Enthusiast Gifts

Office Hazing

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

The entire team applauds you.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"I finally have a team that thinks like me."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Health care success #4

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"It's okay, Mr. Topley! Larry does this every time I agree with one of his ideas!"