Team Bonding Gifts

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

"I accept this award...for my team...who are cheering way too loudly."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Reach for the Star.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."