Team Backbone Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Currently Boston

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Children playing football.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders