Teacup Lover Gifts

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Things are looking up!"

Teapot

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

1930's Lady.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'