Teacup Canine Collector Gifts

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Teapot Art

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a weiner cat."

"You remind me of someone."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

Punk and Dog.