Teaching Children To Drive Gifts

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'The penguin is upset...'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'