Teaching Children To Drive Gifts

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bob's Driving School.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Is there a problem officer?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"