Teacher Appreciation Week Pillows

Teacher faints: 'The day the entire 6th grade class turned their homework in on time.'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Why in the world do they call this approach 'cooperative learning'?"

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

Ms. Hudson had noticed a sharp decline in misbehavior ever since the rear-view mirrors were installed.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.'

Teachers' Support Group...Formerly Teachers' Lounge.

'Are you playing truant sir?'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I figure whatever doesn't kill me gets me one day closer to stress leave."

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

Owt of werk inglish teecher (out of work english teacher)

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

"It's still in beta."

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"I thought it was pretty good, for a book."

'It's worse than you think, sir -- those are the teachers' average reading scores.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"I take it you had lunchroom duty today?"

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

'Ah, the intoxicating smell of freshly photocopied educational surveys ready to be collated, distributed, and discarded.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'For show and tell I downloaded our teacher's credit report from the internet,'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

Teachers' Lounge: No Admittance

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"Memorizing the multiplication table is NOT brainwashing!"