Tea Sommelier Pillows

"We are done...here comes the mate!"

Deep-Steep Diving

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Er, waitress? There's a storm in my teacup.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

1930's Lady.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Keith Floyd.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Just the one...

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The Leafs win the Cup!

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

"Things are looking up!"