Tea Leaf Enthusiast Mugs

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Teapot

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'