Tea Leaves Mugs

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Things are looking up!"

1930's Lady.

All-Day Breakfast

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'