Tea Leaf Enthusiast T-Shirts

According to you tea leaves, you're going to have a very long life

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Teapot

"Things are looking up!"

1930's Lady.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."