Tea Fanatics T-Shirts

I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out chrysanthemum. I've had chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstition's always worked in the past.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Hipsters"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Teapot

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow