Tea And Coffee Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."