Taxpayer Advocate Pillows

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

'Shouldn't we be INVESTING some of this?'

It's great fun spending your tax dollars!: 'He's getting WAY overconfident!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'