Taxi Trivia Buff Prints

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"He's ready for you now. Don't forget to ask for the job at the end of the interview."

Early traffic survey

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Uber Files

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Did you whistle?'

People of low social status next 4 exits.

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Tax Dodgers of the Rich and Famous.

"The IRS are everywhere, they're taxing everything."

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

Europa and the Bull

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'