Taxi Tales Prints

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Uber Files

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Did you whistle?'

You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.

Hailing a Taxi

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Europa and the Bull

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'I had that grim reaper in the back the other day.' - Cabbies' Heaven.

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

"If he says, 'Nothing is certain but death and taxis' one more time..."

'MEXICO!'