Taxi Metaphor Lover T-Shirts

'He looks like a taxi-cab... with both doors open!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Quick, follow that star

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Did you whistle?'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

Donkey Car

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"That explains a lot."

Man Painting Train Tunnel

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

Desert - Crawler Lane.

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.

'I had that grim reaper in the back the other day.' - Cabbies' Heaven.

Carriage throws dust into a boy's face