Taxation Explorer Gifts

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'