Tax Haven Explorer Gifts

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Panama Papers Scandal

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

Budget reaction.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'