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'I pronounce you tax-exempt.'

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

A usual day.

Politician back home

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."