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"In lieu of a tax refund, send a bridge we don't have a river to go over."

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The weightless office.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

06 Congressional Record.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

The Clipping

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'Except...That.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Tax grab.

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Wonder Woman!

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Tax confusion.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."

'I.R.S short form.'