Tax Torture Survivor Gifts

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"This is not good at all!"

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"