Tax Torture Survivor Gifts

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Tax Collector

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"This is not good at all!"

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

The Red-Light Accounting District

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Little Taxes.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.