Tax Time Dreamer Prints

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Tax Collector

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."