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'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Tax Collector

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'