Tax Terminology Trickster T-Shirts

'It's 'excise' tax? And all these years I haven't worked out because I didn't want to pay an 'exercise' tax.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."