Tax Terminology Trickster Pillows

'It's 'excise' tax? And all these years I haven't worked out because I didn't want to pay an 'exercise' tax.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"