Tax Tactic Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry... Apparently you don't make enough money to use this loophole!"

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Footing The Bill

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.