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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'
"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."
'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'
'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'
"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."
Footing The Bill
"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"
Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim
IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'
'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'
"Carpe De Revenue!"
"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."
'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'
You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!
"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"
'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'
'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'
"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
Osborne's Tax Cuts
'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'
New Improved I.R.S.
'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'
"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."
Stimulus bust
'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'
"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."
'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''
'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!
'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'
"I now represent both death and taxes."
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