Tax Specialist Mugs

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

'Fun is fun, Fred, but that's downright vicious!'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Kiss The Accountant

I've given up trying to find an accountant with special knowledge of tax havens.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'

The 'Fiscal cliff' to the rich.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Flat tax - equal burden?

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets