Tax Strategist Mugs

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"We'll take the front, you go round the back."

"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."

'Where DO you get all your Ideas?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'

'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

"Instead of a second home we want to invest in a tax shelter."

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"It's so totally lame lame how much tax you have to pay on the bonuses you give yourself."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'Keep a lid on it!'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

"Your tax avoidance scheme is here Mr. Brown."

'Abolish the death tax? And open another loophole?'

'If at first you don't succeed, let me help you claim a big tax write-off.'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

Fiscal Plan: 'So basically we steal from the rich and give to the poor...'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'