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'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

"Alright, I'll pay the extortion money...but only because it's a tax deduction!"

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'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Are you sure Milton Keynes is not a tax haven?

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

IRS, 'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

'There are billions and billions of dollars of unreported income. How come we don't have any of it?'

'What would be the point to be super-rich if we're super-taxed?'

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

'It's 10pm, do you know where your tax loopholes are?'

"Your tax avoidance scheme is here Mr. Brown."

IRS, 'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

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