Tax Preparer T-Shirts

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'

IRS: Short Form.

Tax Simplification

"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"

The Red-Light Accounting District

April Showers

'Mr. McWit, being self employed in a one person operation, would you care to explain these deductions for employee theft?'

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

IRS agent saying 'And now, let's review your self-employment schedule C form...'

"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

Tax Returns R Us - 'Sign here but don't press too hard. The desk is inflatable.'

"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

Tax Preparation Service - Free alterations.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

Tax Preparer Pleases A Circus Ringmaster

IRS, 'You're not really a bad person, so we'll just confiscate everything you own and let you off with a warning.'

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"Could you bring me Mr. Trotter's tax return? It's pinned to the noticeboard by the coffee machine."

'About your three dependants, 'Shep,' 'Fluffy,' and 'Chirpy'....'

IRS 'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'You have a pleasant and honest face, Mrs. Jones, and it makes me wonder what you're up to.'

'I.R.S short form.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

"There is a god!"