Tax Pondering Philosophers Pillows

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Budget reaction.

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"Sin tax? I love it."

'Is capital punishment the same as wealth tax?'