Tax Planning Strategist Pillows

Myra Sedgwick, financial advisor to the superhero professional community.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'Keep a lid on it!'

Corporations will have to earn this tax cut one dollar at a time!

The Mattress Savings Bank

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'