Tax Master Prints

'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

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IRS Audit Section

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'