Tax Maestros Prints

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Just a personal question - who audits your tax return?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Casual Mask Fridays

Cocktailgating. . . .

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Super-modified grand piano.

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

Earworm Ward

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Natalie Merchant

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

'Today, as a change of pace, I thought we would being by discussing greed in general.'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

'Your tax return is okay. I just couldn't believe you teachers made so little for so much work.'

'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

'We'd like to ask you a few questions, regarding your activities in the counting house.'