Tax Maestros Mugs

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Just a personal question - who audits your tax return?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Casual Mask Fridays

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Super-modified grand piano.

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

Natalie Merchant

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

Earworm Ward

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

'Today, as a change of pace, I thought we would being by discussing greed in general.'

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'Your tax return is okay. I just couldn't believe you teachers made so little for so much work.'

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

Quartet of Leaves

Semiconductor.

'We'd like to ask you a few questions, regarding your activities in the counting house.'